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Strike The server god makes plugins cant make a cylinder

Strike The server god makes plugins
 cant make a cylinder  Advice God

dont worry, the religion your parents gave you is the right one all the others were invented by humans

dont worry, the religion your parents gave you is the right one all the others were invented by humans  Advice God

dont believe in me: burn in hell for eternity create thousands of different religions

dont believe in me: burn in hell for eternity create thousands of different religions  Advice God

They prayed for rain I sent them the mother of all firestorms

They prayed for rain I sent them the mother of all firestorms  Advice God

Stop Putting That In There! Or Else!

Stop Putting That In There! Or Else!  Advice God

a bat is a flying creature in 1611, "fowl" meant "flying creature," not "bird." *facepalm*

a bat is a flying creature in 1611,

"If god is all powerful then can he create a rock that he cannot lift?" YOUSONOFABITCHILLSMITEYOUTILLYOURCHILDRENARESMITEDANDTHEIRCHILDRENARESMITEDYOUDIRTYASSHOLEMUTHERFOCKER

Repent, and you will be forgiven. Go forth and sin no more! sin. repent again later.

Repent, and you will be forgiven.  Go forth and sin no more!
 sin. repent again later.  Advice God

thou shalt not commit adultry lol sorry joseph.

thou shalt not commit adultry lol sorry joseph.    Advice God

Hates abortion kills babies

Hates abortion kills babies  Advice God
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