Advice God

"god, i'm starving and i-" hold on. i gotta help jimmy get an 'a' on his test.

Make abortion a sin Lol sorry about killing all those firstborn Egyptian babies

Make abortion a sin Lol sorry about killing all those firstborn Egyptian babies  Advice God

I love you Have some cancer

I love you Have some cancer  Advice God

girls impregnated by rapists all part of my plan

girls impregnated by rapists all part of my plan  Advice God

destroy tower of babel allow denver to exist

destroy tower of babel allow denver to exist  Advice God

commands you kill false prophets makes no clear way of telling witch prophets are false

commands you kill false prophets makes no clear way of telling witch prophets are false  Advice God

Receives Texans' prayers for rain sends devastating wildfires

Receives Texans' prayers for rain sends devastating wildfires  Advice God

eat and breathe through the same hole intelligent design

eat and breathe through the same hole intelligent design  Advice God

Friend prays for me to guide friend into the wonderful peaceful relationship she deserves. I make her sleep with abusive drunk asshole at a party!

Friend prays for me to guide friend into the wonderful peaceful relationship she deserves. I make her sleep with abusive drunk asshole at a party!  Advice God

and the lord said, wtf!!! even i couldn't pass that test

and the lord said,  wtf!!! even i couldn't pass that test  Advice God
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