Advice God

Prohibiendo comer puerco Haciendo las carnitas deliciosas

Prohibiendo comer puerco Haciendo las carnitas deliciosas  Advice God

WE WE WE SO EXCITED WE SO EXCITED

WE WE WE SO EXCITED WE SO EXCITED
  Advice God

Flood entire planet. Realize error of genocidal ways. "Er, um...lookit the, uh pretty rainbow?!!"

Flood entire planet. Realize error of genocidal ways.

Benevolent and Loving Demands Worship

Benevolent and Loving Demands Worship  Advice God

Demand people believe in you Dissapear for 6000 years

Demand people believe in you Dissapear for 6000 years  Advice God

1. Create human without knowledge of good and evil, capacity to disobey 2. Never access knowledge of good and evil to stay in paradise 3. Wait

1. Create human without knowledge of good and evil, capacity to disobey
2. Never access knowledge of good and evil to stay in paradise 3. Wait  Advice God

give 99% percent of planet no reason to believe in me WORSHIP ME OR BURN IN HELL BITCHES!!!!

give 99% percent of planet no reason to believe in me WORSHIP ME OR BURN IN HELL BITCHES!!!!  Advice God

Make Evolution Obvious Deny it's existence

Make Evolution Obvious Deny it's existence  Advice God

causes tragedies and problems takes credit for solving them

causes tragedies and problems
 takes credit for solving them  Advice God

I made you! Now worship me!

I made you!  Now worship me!  Advice God
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