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created earth with resources gave my chosen people nothing

created earth with resources gave my chosen people nothing Advice God
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And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. [21] Not withstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money. Exodus 21:20-21 Cool ... I want to be a

And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. [21] Not withstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money. Exodus 21:20-21 Cool ... I want to be a Advice God
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homosexuality = abomination slavery's alright

homosexuality = abomination slavery's alright Advice God
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Pete Fernandez Yeah I made you 4 feet tall, what are you gonna do about it?

Pete Fernandez Yeah I made you 4 feet tall, what are you gonna do about it? Advice God
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horrible bastard in first book but became an inexplicably nice dude in sequel - plot hole

horrible bastard in first book but became an inexplicably nice dude in sequel - plot hole Advice God
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I want everyone to think I am a loving and caring god Tell women through a policy made by men in my name they can't get rid of a baby put there by rape

I want everyone to think I am a loving and caring god Tell women through a policy made by men in my name they can't get rid of a baby put there by rape Advice God
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Split myself into several billion pieces the joke is not every piece can be aware of it at the same time.

Split myself into several billion pieces the joke is not every piece can be aware of it at the same time. Advice God
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House Doesn't Believe in me Make him the best doctor

House Doesn't Believe in me Make him the best doctor Advice God
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2 pounds a month could help a girl with facial hair, like katie here

2 pounds a month could help a girl with facial hair, like katie here Advice God
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I made her so beautiful and talented so you could love her. I made her so dumb so that she could love you.

I made her so beautiful and talented so you could love her. I made her so dumb so that she could love you. Advice God
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