Advice God

That crisis that made you lose everything while you prayed for my help was a test of your faith in me... Yes, I'm that sadistic and insecure

That crisis that made you lose everything while you prayed for my help was a test of your faith in me... Yes, I'm that sadistic and insecure  Advice God

Eats Shit. delicious

Eats Shit. delicious  Advice God

A cat person, a shadow, a master thief, a fox, and a raging barbarian walk in a bar The bartender's like, "what is this? oh, a joke."

A cat person, a shadow, a master thief, a fox, and a raging barbarian walk in a bar The bartender's like,

That whole "forbidden fruit" thing? The snake was totally right all along! LOL! PWNED, serpentor!

That whole

Claims to be a god of love and mercy. Let's shit happen that allows Nancy Grace to have a show.

Claims to be a god of love and mercy. Let's shit happen that allows Nancy Grace to have a show.  Advice God

Carbon Dating something I created to test your faith

Carbon Dating something I created to test your faith  Advice God

If I'm all-knowing... ...then why do I make PI equal to exactly 3 in The Bible?

If I'm all-knowing... ...then why do I make PI equal to exactly 3 in The Bible?  Advice God

orderliness is cleanliness and cleanliness is godliness Makes universe chaotic as shit

orderliness is cleanliness and cleanliness is godliness Makes universe chaotic as shit  Advice God

No sex before marriage Force women to marry men who rape them, so that all is well

No sex before marriage Force women to marry men who rape them, so that all is well  Advice God

you are young i will never be

you are young  i will never be  Advice God
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