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Advice God

"Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. A
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Helps athlete win race Thousands dying of famine and starvation worldwide

Helps athlete win race Thousands dying of famine and starvation worldwide Advice God
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Creates free Will Believe in me or burn in hell.

Creates free Will Believe in me or burn in hell. Advice God
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Helps people in 1st world countries Completely ignores 3rd world

Helps people in 1st world countries Completely ignores 3rd world Advice God
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The Lord is very pitiful and of tender mercy." (JAS 5:11) "I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy." (JER 13:14)

The Lord is very pitiful and of tender mercy.
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perfect being builds us in his image 98% of our DNA is useless

perfect being builds us in his image 98% of our DNA is useless Advice God
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I Created Adam and Eve I also created Steve

I Created Adam and Eve I also created Steve Advice God
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Almighty and omnipotent needs 10% of your income

Almighty and omnipotent needs 10% of your income Advice God
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omnipresent ...so he's in your asshole

omnipresent ...so he's in your asshole Advice God
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Loves everyone unconditionally Not welcome in his house unless you've been good

Loves everyone unconditionally Not welcome in his house unless you've been good Advice God
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