Advice God

i give you free will And if you don't do exactly what I tell you, I'll condemn you to eternal torture

i give you free will And if you don't do exactly what I tell you, I'll condemn you to eternal torture  Advice God

make pork delicious forbid the eating of pork

make pork delicious forbid the eating of pork  Advice God

No other gods before me Except son. Who is me. But not. Oh, and holy ghost, but again, still me

No other gods before me Except son. Who is me. But not. Oh, and holy ghost, but again, still me  Advice God

I'm always watching you masturbate

I'm always watching you masturbate  Advice God

hide and seek? i love that game!

hide and seek? i love that game!  Advice God

All knowing cant spell tornadoes

All knowing cant spell tornadoes  Advice God

Genderless, formless, raceless entity "You are made in my image."

Genderless, formless, raceless entity

if everything is working out for you: thank me if it isn't: i work in mysterious ways

if everything is working out for you:
thank me if it isn't: 
i work in mysterious ways  Advice God

Strictly forbids all forms of witchcraft But demands prayer, which is functionally the same thing

Strictly forbids all forms of witchcraft But demands prayer, which is functionally the same thing  Advice God

I'm going to make you want to fuck every woman you see But you can only have sex with one and you must first be married

I'm going to make you want to fuck every woman you see But you can only have sex with one and you must first be married  Advice God
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