Advice God

creates all humans creates sin to send all of them to helll

creates all humans creates sin to send all of them to helll  Advice God

Creates man in his image neglects to mention his multiple personality disorder

Creates man in his image neglects to mention his multiple personality disorder  Advice God

Bible Belt = Tornado Alley I must challenge my people

Bible Belt = Tornado Alley I must challenge my people  Advice God

Say silent for billions of years Talk to a few people in the bronze age. Retire.

Say silent for billions of years Talk to a few people in the bronze age. Retire.   Advice God

Punishes Adam and Eve for eating one fucking apple Gives Cain incredible fortune and makes him death-proof.

Punishes Adam and Eve for eating one fucking apple Gives Cain incredible fortune and makes him death-proof.  Advice God

Starving people, floods, sick kids Sorry, gotta get this guy across the Grand Canyon

Starving people, floods, sick kids Sorry, gotta get this guy across the Grand Canyon   Advice God

I love you all... now burn in hell for all eternity

I love you all... now burn in hell for all eternity  Advice God

you're all part of my divine plan. to hell with 99% of you.

you're all part of my divine plan. to hell with 99% of you.  Advice God

make dog man's best friend my name backwards

make dog man's 
best friend
 my name backwards  Advice God

God makes perfect beings They make shotguns without knockback Better suicide by stab

God makes perfect beings They make shotguns without knockback
Better suicide by stab  Advice God
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