Advice God

Bible studies classes Get you a degree in BS

Bible studies classes Get you a degree in BS  Advice God

Invents pain so he can torture people for all eternity But he can only stand it for a few days then goes back to heaven

Invents pain so he can torture people for all eternity But he can only stand it for a few days then goes back to heaven  Advice God

Creates entire universe Demands gold

Creates entire universe Demands gold  Advice God

masturbate and don't shower for awhile penis smells bad

masturbate and don't shower for awhile penis smells bad  Advice God

Thousands of denominations go to hell if you choose the wrong one

Thousands of denominations go to hell if you choose the wrong one  Advice God

create adorable puppies make touching them a sin

create adorable puppies make touching them a sin  Advice God

IM ZUES LETS HAVE CHINEESE

IM ZUES LETS HAVE CHINEESE  Advice God

You can't eat pork lol jk

You can't eat pork lol jk  Advice God

Tells adam and eve not to eat from tree of knowledge of good and evil banishes them for eating, even though they can't figure out snake is evil until they eat from tree

Tells adam and eve not to eat from tree of knowledge of good and evil banishes them for eating, even though they can't figure out snake is evil until they eat from tree  Advice God

Create entire universe care about the actions of 7 billion individuals

Create entire universe care about the actions of 7 billion individuals  Advice God
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