Alpha Boyfriend

Yes that is my erection! I'm confused

Yes that is my erection! I'm confused  Alpha Boyfriend

I want to be treated like a young, sexy celebrity. Ok, Rihanna!

I want to be treated like a young, sexy celebrity. Ok, Rihanna!  Alpha Boyfriend

Honey, I can't get rid of this sweet tooth. Did I get it?

Honey, I can't get rid of this sweet tooth. Did I get it?  Alpha Boyfriend

I love you, but I'm not "in love" with you. Whore.

I  love you, but I'm not

I'm minor. FUCK.

I'm minor. FUCK.  Alpha Boyfriend

Silly! I'm not full of ketchup! Oh ya?

Silly! I'm not full of ketchup! Oh ya?  Alpha Boyfriend

I don't Have a condom prepare your anus

I don't Have a condom prepare your anus   Alpha Boyfriend

Would you still love me even without my pretty face? Let's find out

Would you still love me even without my pretty face? Let's find out  Alpha Boyfriend

can you make me a sandwich NO you can make me one

can you make me a sandwich NO you can make me one  Alpha Boyfriend

Dont be mad baby but i down voted one of your memes what!? go upvote it!

Dont be mad baby but i down voted one of your memes what!? go upvote it!  Alpha Boyfriend