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We're out of chunky peanut butter so I used smooth. Get Yo Ass To The Store!

We're out of chunky peanut butter so I used smooth. Get Yo Ass To The Store!  Alpha Boyfriend

Baby, I think we should change our relationship status on Facebo- NEVAHH!

Baby, I think we should change our relationship status on Facebo- NEVAHH!  Alpha Boyfriend

Hey Hamish How're you... Fuck up Ho

Hey Hamish How're you... Fuck up Ho  Alpha Boyfriend

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Accel World is better than Sword Art Online Starburst Stream!!!  Alpha Boyfriend

But i dont wanna fuck basedgod :( basedgod doesnt wanna fuck you!!!

But i dont wanna fuck basedgod :( basedgod doesnt wanna fuck you!!!  Alpha Boyfriend

Duncan.... I really don't really like the name Fergus...

Duncan.... I really don't really like the name Fergus...  Alpha Boyfriend

You're a pussy if you go to rehab PORTA POTTIES PISS N SHIT

You're a pussy if you go to rehab PORTA POTTIES PISS N SHIT  Alpha Boyfriend

The 19th Amendment prohibits any U.S. citizen to be denied the right to vote based on sex. . . .

The 19th Amendment prohibits any U.S. citizen to be denied the right to vote based on sex. . . .  Alpha Boyfriend

Ya know your brother's penis is a lot bigger I know! Thanks for reminding me!

Ya know your brother's penis is a lot bigger I know! Thanks for reminding me!  Alpha Boyfriend

hey im gabby! NO ONE CHEATS ON THE GOON SQAUD AND GETS AWAY WITH IT..

hey im gabby! NO ONE CHEATS ON THE GOON SQAUD AND GETS AWAY WITH IT..  Alpha Boyfriend
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