Alpha Boyfriend

Hey Kyle, listen to my superfluous anecdotes. Get trolled vangie

Hey Kyle, listen to my superfluous anecdotes. Get trolled vangie  Alpha Boyfriend

Honey were having twins TRIPLE KILL!

Honey were having twins TRIPLE KILL!  Alpha Boyfriend

Hey Joel.. Shut up woman, I'm getting a beer!

Hey Joel.. Shut up woman, I'm getting a beer!  Alpha Boyfriend

Babe does this tickle? Bitch! That's my anus!

Babe does this tickle? Bitch! That's my anus!  Alpha Boyfriend

My mom and Sister are coming to visit, can they sta...

My mom and Sister are  coming to visit, can they sta...   Alpha Boyfriend

Honey, I love your blue shirt. I'M FUCKIN COLOR BLIND!!

Honey, I love your blue shirt. I'M FUCKIN COLOR BLIND!!  Alpha Boyfriend

Baby, I'm gonna sneeze... Turn away, bitch!

Baby, I'm gonna sneeze... Turn away, bitch!  Alpha Boyfriend

Now that the game's over, why don't you come here and- The game's never over with Sunday Ticket!

Now that the game's over, why don't you come here and- The game's never over with Sunday Ticket!  Alpha Boyfriend

i found a needle and a bottle of steroids next to your gym bag. FUCK YOU! I ANT ON ROIDS!

i found a needle and a bottle of steroids next to your gym bag. FUCK YOU! I ANT ON ROIDS!  Alpha Boyfriend

Look, I'm sorry I'm passive aggressive, bu I don't appreciate it!

Look, I'm sorry I'm passive aggressive, bu I don't appreciate it!  Alpha Boyfriend
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