Alpha Boyfriend

I was thinking... no!

I was thinking... no!  Alpha Boyfriend

I think I'm ready to try anal.. Lets get started

I think I'm ready to try anal.. Lets get started  Alpha Boyfriend

Wanna touch my boob zach? Bitch please

Wanna touch my boob zach? Bitch please  Alpha Boyfriend

This is a stickup! Give me your wallet and cellphone and whatever else you have! You can't take my possessions, mugger!

This is a stickup!  Give me your wallet and cellphone and whatever else you have! You can't take my possessions, mugger!  Alpha Boyfriend

I'm a Dane and you're a Fella... no

I'm a Dane and you're a Fella... no  Alpha Boyfriend

Honey can we snuggle for a little bit? lol no

Honey can we snuggle for a little bit? lol no  Alpha Boyfriend

We're all out of strawberry jam honey! Not anymore.

We're all out of strawberry jam honey! Not anymore.  Alpha Boyfriend

Its my milk in the fridge Fuck you mom

Its my milk in the fridge Fuck you mom  Alpha Boyfriend

You have to stop watching MLP. Get back in the kitchen!

You have to stop watching MLP. Get back in the kitchen!  Alpha Boyfriend

We're out of Miller. Heineken? What did I say ABOUT BEER AND VIOLENCE?!?!

We're out of Miller. Heineken?  What did I say ABOUT BEER AND VIOLENCE?!?!  Alpha Boyfriend
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