Alpha Boyfriend

We're out of Miller. Heineken? What did I say ABOUT BEER AND VIOLENCE?!?!

We're out of Miller. Heineken?  What did I say ABOUT BEER AND VIOLENCE?!?!  Alpha Boyfriend

You have to stop watching MLP. Get back in the kitchen!

You have to stop watching MLP. Get back in the kitchen!  Alpha Boyfriend

I want to be a singer like Rihanna and I want to be like Chris Brown

I want to be a singer like Rihanna and I want to be like Chris Brown  Alpha Boyfriend

You need to stop tower diving trynd. F**K NO!

You need to stop tower diving trynd. F**K NO!  Alpha Boyfriend

Hey Hon... Why aren't you in the kitchen???

Hey Hon... Why aren't you in the kitchen???  Alpha Boyfriend

can you make me a sandwich today no bitch

can you make me a sandwich today no bitch  Alpha Boyfriend

Why dont you just play terran? ...

Why dont you just play terran? ...  Alpha Boyfriend

Jamie, I put ketchup on your sandwich. I hate ketchup!

Jamie, I put ketchup on your sandwich.  I hate ketchup!  Alpha Boyfriend

giorgo,den me afinei na pame sto pilio o mpampas moy

giorgo,den me afinei na pame sto pilio o mpampas moy    Alpha Boyfriend

Do you mind making your own sandwich today? LOL fuck no!

Do you mind making your own sandwich today? LOL fuck no!  Alpha Boyfriend
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