Alpha Boyfriend

I had a great time last night. It wasn't for you.

I had a great time last night. It wasn't for you.  Alpha Boyfriend

I'm tired of waiting. Why don't you propose to me? I propose... a fight to the death!

I'm tired of waiting. Why don't you propose to me? I propose... a fight to the death!  Alpha Boyfriend

Can you explain this video to me? My mom came in dancing and I don't understand what it's about. Don't you EVER send that to me again!

Can you explain this video to me? My mom came in dancing and I don't understand what it's about. Don't you EVER send that to me again!  Alpha Boyfriend

I don't like it in the butt :( WHAT!?

I don't like it in the butt :( WHAT!?  Alpha Boyfriend

I'm so glad they killed that Ghost at PNC, I'm sick of that song, its so 1997. Happy, Happy.

I'm so glad they killed that Ghost at PNC, I'm sick of that song, its so 1997.  Happy, Happy.  Alpha Boyfriend

I was thinking about getting a choppy-emo-punk hairdo done.

I was thinking about getting a choppy-emo-punk hairdo done.  Alpha Boyfriend

Hey mister! I'm cheap! Want to spend the night? I'm a woman!

Hey mister! I'm cheap! Want to spend the night? I'm a woman!  Alpha Boyfriend

Do I look Pale ? A little, Let me help you with that.

Do I look Pale ? A little, Let me help you with that.   Alpha Boyfriend

"I hope it's ok that I didn't put cheese on your sand-" "THE CHEEEESE"

Dead, I'll make love to you if you betray the Good Doctor, What you know bout them penises.

Dead, I'll make love to you if you betray the Good Doctor, What you know bout them penises.  Alpha Boyfriend
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