Alpha Boyfriend

You look tense, can I help? Just did

You look tense, can I help? Just did  Alpha Boyfriend

John, you keep blowing up my newsfeed with memes.. um do you mind stoppi- Alpha Boy Friend Meme

John, you keep blowing up my newsfeed with memes.. um do you mind stoppi- Alpha Boy Friend Meme  Alpha Boyfriend

u srs? Niggas be dead!

u srs? Niggas be dead!  Alpha Boyfriend

Can we go to the fair this weekend?

Can we go to the fair this weekend?   Alpha Boyfriend

Even though I'm breaking up with you, I hope we can still be friends. Fist friend now.

Even though I'm breaking up with you, I hope we can still be friends.  Fist friend now.   Alpha Boyfriend

hey honey how are you feeling today?

hey honey how are you feeling today?   Alpha Boyfriend

What your least favorite part of my body? Your face.

What your least favorite part of my body? Your face.  Alpha Boyfriend

I think we should take a Break No, I think you should take a Beating!

I think we should take a Break No, I think you should take a Beating!  Alpha Boyfriend

I had such a good time last night! I think I'm in love! Why are you still here? the morning after....

I had such a good time last night! I think I'm in love! Why are you still here? the morning after....  Alpha Boyfriend

I know this is our fourth date and all but I'm not that kind of girl, and I don't give blowjobs. YOU FUCKIN DEMOCRATS HAVE TO STAY OF OFF E HARMONY.COM!

I know this is our fourth date and all but I'm not that kind of girl, and I don't give blowjobs. YOU FUCKIN DEMOCRATS HAVE TO STAY OF OFF E HARMONY.COM!  Alpha Boyfriend
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