Alpha Boyfriend

Your Ex told me about this amazing trick you do in the bedroom...what is it? Iron Fist!

Your Ex told me about this amazing trick you do in the bedroom...what is it? Iron Fist!  Alpha Boyfriend

Someone else's. I will be someone else's. As I once belonged to your kisses. My voice, my light body. My infinite eyes. Although this may be the last pain you cause me, and this may be the last poem I write for you.

Someone else's. I will be someone else's. As I once belonged to your kisses. My voice, my light body. My infinite eyes. Although this may be the last pain you cause me, and this may be the last poem I write for you.  Alpha Boyfriend

Man: guess what? Woman: what? FIST!

Man: guess what? 
Woman: what? FIST!  Alpha Boyfriend

HEY MCCAAAAAAAAABE I HAVE WORK IN 4 HOURS

HEY MCCAAAAAAAAABE I HAVE WORK IN 4 HOURS  Alpha Boyfriend

You're so sweet...what's your name? LENNIE!!!!

You're so sweet...what's your name? LENNIE!!!!  Alpha Boyfriend

I have to tell u something, im a man I know

I have to tell u something, im a man I know  Alpha Boyfriend

I'm pregnant fuck you!

I'm pregnant fuck you!  Alpha Boyfriend

Honey, I'm pregnant Fixed!

Honey, I'm pregnant Fixed!  Alpha Boyfriend

I need my wisdom teeth out. POW! Just saved you 1800 bucks!

I need my wisdom teeth out. POW! Just saved you 1800 bucks!  Alpha Boyfriend

mmm...is that velvet I feel on your dripping hot body? mate, IT'S SUEDE!

mmm...is that velvet I feel on your dripping hot body? mate, IT'S SUEDE!  Alpha Boyfriend
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