Alpha Boyfriend

Wow, your muscles are so sexy. ROID RAGE!!!

Wow, your muscles are so sexy. ROID RAGE!!!  Alpha Boyfriend

Sorry honey but we dont have ham or sandwich bread did i say sandwich OR MORE FUCKING LIP HUH?

Sorry honey but we dont have ham or sandwich bread did i say sandwich OR MORE FUCKING LIP HUH?  Alpha Boyfriend

Hey hun! my parents are coming o.. No!

Hey hun! my parents are coming o..  No!  Alpha Boyfriend

Honey, it's finally happened. We're pregnant! You mean YOU'RE pregnant.

Honey, it's finally happened. 
We're pregnant!     You mean YOU'RE pregnant.  Alpha Boyfriend

I love you NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I love you NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  Alpha Boyfriend

I love you Fucking cunt.

I love you Fucking cunt.  Alpha Boyfriend

Honey, I forgot to take one of my pills last week. I'm a father?

Honey, I forgot to take one of my pills last week. I'm a father?  Alpha Boyfriend

I heard this new band called Attack Attack! I really like them! POSER!

I heard this new band called Attack Attack! I really like them! POSER!  Alpha Boyfriend

I want you to hit me as hard as you can. Nope! Chuck Testa

I want you to hit me as hard as you can. Nope! Chuck Testa  Alpha Boyfriend

Aaron, will you fix my computer? I'm not your tech support!!!

Aaron, will you fix my computer? I'm not your tech support!!!  Alpha Boyfriend
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