Alpha Boyfriend

I have wonderful news! We're going to have a... ITS NOT MINE!

I have wonderful news! We're going to have a... ITS NOT MINE!  Alpha Boyfriend

I have a phobia of the kitchen. !

I have a phobia of the kitchen.  !  Alpha Boyfriend

Honey, I didn't make you a sandwhich today. Bitch, say wha?!?

Honey, I didn't make you a sandwhich today. Bitch, say wha?!?  Alpha Boyfriend

I have AIDS. You're not my MOM!

I have AIDS. You're not my MOM!  Alpha Boyfriend

Honey we are having twins TRIPLE KILL!!

Honey we are having twins TRIPLE KILL!!  Alpha Boyfriend

Dave, do you want to have sex? Get off me, bitch!

Dave, do you want to have sex? Get off me, bitch!  Alpha Boyfriend

i hear they are passing a new law on spouse abuse NO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hear they are passing a new law on spouse abuse NO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Alpha Boyfriend

It's okay, I'm on the pill. WINNING!

It's okay, I'm on the pill. WINNING!  Alpha Boyfriend

Jeg kraever ligestilli... Det er i orden, Kammerat!!!

Jeg kraever ligestilli... Det er i orden, Kammerat!!!  Alpha Boyfriend

Hey handsome, I'm from Turkey where are you from? ARMENIA!!!!!!!!!! On a blind date introducing eachother....

Hey handsome, I'm from Turkey where are you from? ARMENIA!!!!!!!!!! On a blind date introducing eachother....  Alpha Boyfriend
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