Alpha Boyfriend

I love you! We're breaking up!

I love you! We're breaking up!  Alpha Boyfriend

Promise that you'll never leave me what?

Promise that you'll never leave me  what?  Alpha Boyfriend

This sounds terrible... what is it? DIPLO!

This sounds terrible... what is it? DIPLO!   Alpha Boyfriend

I always picked Samus... falconnnn PAAAAAAAANCH

I always picked Samus... falconnnn PAAAAAAAANCH  Alpha Boyfriend

Can I use your phone t- There's a phone in the kitchen

Can I use your phone t- There's a phone in the kitchen   Alpha Boyfriend

Lets go see Alpha spin tonight no

Lets go see Alpha spin tonight no  Alpha Boyfriend

I lo- BOOM!

I lo- BOOM!  Alpha Boyfriend

I'm going out tonight, I left you a tuna sandwich in the fridge. I WANT THE CRUST CUT OFF.

I'm going out tonight, I left you a tuna sandwich in the fridge. I WANT THE CRUST CUT OFF.  Alpha Boyfriend

I'm fucking your brother. John Gaffney.

I'm fucking your brother. John Gaffney.  Alpha Boyfriend

I'm confident in the Republican party come election time this year. Did I tell you to speak?

I'm confident in the Republican party come election time this year. Did I tell you to speak?  Alpha Boyfriend
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