Alpha Boyfriend

Honey, I want you to stop hanging out with Durable, he's a bad influence FUCK THAT!!!!

Honey, I want you to stop hanging out with Durable, he's a bad influence FUCK THAT!!!!   Alpha Boyfriend

I love you Jeff *kiss* GTFO IM PLAYING VIDEOGAMES

I love you Jeff *kiss* GTFO IM PLAYING VIDEOGAMES  Alpha Boyfriend

I wanna be able to hangout with you like one of the guys DOORKNOB

I wanna be able to hangout with you like one of the guys DOORKNOB  Alpha Boyfriend

Mmm, have you been working shoulders at the gym? Da-te in morti tai

Mmm, have you been working shoulders at the gym? Da-te in morti tai  Alpha Boyfriend

You wanna have sex? Does this look like the kitchen?

You wanna have sex? Does this look like the kitchen?  Alpha Boyfriend

Have you seen the Nytol? Third knuckle on the left.

Have you seen the Nytol? Third knuckle on the left.  Alpha Boyfriend

I killed Mufasa MUFASA!!

I killed Mufasa MUFASA!!  Alpha Boyfriend

Women and men should be equals. Okay, that was my pie bitch.

Women and men should be equals. Okay, that was my pie bitch.  Alpha Boyfriend

Hi Chris! Hi Rihanna!

Hi Chris! Hi Rihanna!  Alpha Boyfriend

amor, preciso confessar: nao sou muito fa de U2. sem problema, linda.

amor, preciso confessar: nao sou muito fa de U2. sem problema, linda.  Alpha Boyfriend
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