Alpha Boyfriend

I'm pregnant! We're gonna be parents! RRRAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

I'm pregnant! We're gonna be parents! RRRAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!  Alpha Boyfriend

can i give josh head? SURE!

can i give josh head? SURE!  Alpha Boyfriend

У кого сиськи тот и прав!

У кого сиськи тот и прав!   Alpha Boyfriend

one does not simply spit blood?

one does not simply spit blood?  Alpha Boyfriend

to tell the truth ... I actually don't have a penis what!?

to tell the truth ... I actually don't have a penis what!?  Alpha Boyfriend

I drank the rest of the Sunny Delight You dumb, thirsty, fucking bitch

I drank the rest of the Sunny Delight You dumb, thirsty, fucking bitch  Alpha Boyfriend

Hey honey, are you going to give up games when the baby gets here? Not even for my mothers dying wish!!

Hey honey, are you going to give up games when the baby gets here? Not even for my mothers dying wish!!  Alpha Boyfriend

Hey you, your really cute whats your name? Mike!

Hey you, your really cute whats your name? Mike!  Alpha Boyfriend

Hey how about we stay in tonight? Let's have a lazy day. Anarchist

Hey how about we stay in tonight? Let's have a lazy day. Anarchist  Alpha Boyfriend

i forgot to make dinner tonight baby ... BIFF

i forgot to make dinner tonight baby ... BIFF  Alpha Boyfriend
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