Alpha Boyfriend

I threw your shit into a bag and pushed down the stairs I threw your mom into a bag and pushed her down the stairs

I threw your shit into a bag and pushed down the stairs I threw your mom into a bag and pushed her down the stairs  Alpha Boyfriend

Can I borrow your sweater NO

Can I borrow your sweater NO  Alpha Boyfriend

Honey, I made waffles for us tonight! BAGEL!

Honey, I made waffles for us tonight! BAGEL!  Alpha Boyfriend

Hey, I think we should switch over to HoN- BITCH SHUT THE F**K UP!

Hey, I think we should switch over to HoN- BITCH SHUT THE F**K UP!  Alpha Boyfriend

Sashy, I just don't enjoy hip-hop, sometimes people just like different things intbkty

Sashy, I just don't enjoy        hip-hop, sometimes people just like different things intbkty  Alpha Boyfriend

Please, don't puch me FUCKING MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!!! Ok honey..

Please, don't puch me FUCKING MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!!! Ok honey..  Alpha Boyfriend

Hunny i know you believe in evolution but...why does... MONKEYS!!!

Hunny i know you believe in evolution but...why does... MONKEYS!!!  Alpha Boyfriend

No Sex,I have a headache Indeed

No Sex,I have a headache Indeed    Alpha Boyfriend

We need to sell the Camaro... I'm having a baby. No!

We need to sell the Camaro...
I'm having a baby. No!  Alpha Boyfriend

Skal du med til badminton? Ja det vil jeg meget gerne!

Skal du med til badminton? Ja det vil jeg meget gerne!  Alpha Boyfriend
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