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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? A pessemist is a person with a negative perspective and a magnet is an inanimate object that is attracted to metals and other magnets of opposite polarity.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? A pessemist is a person with a negative perspective and a magnet is an inanimate object that is attracted to metals and other magnets of opposite polarity. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the girl fall off her skateboard Because she was shot in the face

Why did the girl fall off her skateboard Because she was shot in the face Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why can't Helen Keller read a book? Because she's dead

Why can't Helen Keller read a book? Because she's dead Anti-Joke Chicken
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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, get in the van

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, get in the van Anti-Joke Chicken
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First world problem Obesity

First world problem Obesity Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you confuse a blond Paint yourself green and throw forks at her

How do you confuse a blond Paint yourself green and throw forks at her Anti-Joke Chicken
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Want to know what really grinds my gears? A faulty clutch

Want to know what really grinds my gears? A faulty clutch Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why are there locks on cemetery gates? People are dying to get in.

Why are there locks on cemetery gates? People are dying to get in. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way

Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way Anti-Joke Chicken
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