Anti-Joke Chicken

I don't view the glass as either half-full or half-empty Because I am blind.

I don't view the glass as either half-full or half-empty Because I am blind.  Anti-Joke Chicken

I used to be an adventurer like you until i took an arrow to the knee, then it got infected and spread to my other leg, and both my legs had to be amputated.

I used to be an adventurer like you until i took an arrow to the knee, then it got infected and spread to my other leg, and both my legs had to be amputated.  Anti-Joke Chicken

If Liz has 50 bags of Sour Patch Kids and eats 45 how many does she have? Diabetes. LIZ has diabetes.

If Liz has 50 bags of Sour Patch Kids and eats 45 how many does she have? Diabetes. LIZ has diabetes.  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's the worst handicap in golf? Down syndrome

What's the worst handicap in golf? Down syndrome  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 hasn't been the same since he came back from Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 hasn't been the same since he came back from Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their   Anti-Joke Chicken

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Cancer"

Whats green and has wheels? Grass i lied about the wheels.

Whats green and has wheels?
 Grass i lied about the wheels.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Yo mama so fat She has to wear large clothes

Yo mama so fat She has to wear large clothes  Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? A licensed veterinarian

What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? A licensed veterinarian  Anti-Joke Chicken

I used to make Arrow to the knee jokes But then I stopped

I used to make Arrow to the knee jokes But then I stopped  Anti-Joke Chicken
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