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What's green and smells like paint? Grass. I lied about the paint.

What's green and smells like paint? Grass. I lied about the paint.  Anti-Joke Chicken

If you wear a 'hipster hitler' t-shirt you are the biggest hipster ever, you have to explain to everyone what it is, and that you're just wearing it ironically

If you wear a 'hipster hitler' t-shirt you are the biggest hipster ever, you have to explain to everyone what it is, and that you're just wearing it ironically  Anti-Joke Chicken

Knock KNock Who's there? not suzie

Knock KNock
Who's there? not suzie  Anti-Joke Chicken

How does Moses make his tea? HEBREWS... did not have tea back then

How does Moses make his tea? HEBREWS...
did not have tea back then  Anti-Joke Chicken

HABIA UNA VEZ UN CURAITO... QUE NECESITABA AYUDA MEDICA URGENTE POR SU PROBLEMA CON EL ALCOHOL ... JAIDEFINICHON.COM

HABIA UNA VEZ UN CURAITO... QUE NECESITABA AYUDA MEDICA URGENTE POR SU PROBLEMA CON EL ALCOHOL ... JAIDEFINICHON.COM  Anti-Joke Chicken

what makes a baby cry? anything because they are babies and babies cry about anything and everything because they don't have control over their emotions because they are babies and babies have no control over their emotions.

what makes a baby cry? anything because they are babies and babies cry about anything and everything because they don't have control over their emotions because they are babies and babies have no control over their emotions.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the mexican cross the road? to escape social injustice.

Why did the mexican cross the road? to escape social injustice.  Anti-Joke Chicken

knock knock. fuck off

knock knock. fuck off  Anti-Joke Chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auchwitz

Knock Knock.  Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auchwitz  Anti-Joke Chicken

And this one time at band camp... I got first chair playing the clarinet

And this one time at band camp... I got first chair playing the clarinet  Anti-Joke Chicken
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