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How many congressmen does it take to read a bill? Actually, they're not required to read legislation they pass

How many congressmen does it take to read a bill? Actually, they're not required to read legislation they pass Anti-Joke Chicken
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If i would get a dollar, for everytime i'd get a dollar i would have a lot of dollars

If i would get a dollar, for everytime i'd get a dollar i would have a lot of dollars Anti-Joke Chicken
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What did the blind deaf mute get for christmas? cancer

What did the blind deaf mute get for christmas? cancer Anti-Joke Chicken
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What time is it when you go to the dentist? Half-past two

What time is it when you go to the dentist? Half-past two Anti-Joke Chicken
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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer Anti-Joke Chicken
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A string walks into the bar. The bartender asks, "How can you walk? You're a string!"

A string walks into the bar. The bartender asks,
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A faerie walks into a bar, and the landlord says to him, "Faeries aren't real. Take the nutjob who wrote this joke to the asylum."

A faerie walks into a bar, and the landlord says to him,
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I don't always drink beer but when i do, i get drunk

I don't always drink beer but when i do, i get drunk Anti-Joke Chicken
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Did you hear what happened to the guy that drank brake fluid? He Died

Did you hear what happened to the guy that drank brake fluid? He Died Anti-Joke Chicken
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what did the bald kid get for Christmas? A CASKET

what did the bald kid get for Christmas? A CASKET Anti-Joke Chicken
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