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Is that a banana in your pocket? Or just some other fruit?

Is that a banana in your pocket? Or just some other fruit?  Anti-Joke Chicken

who has two thumbs and isn't celebrating valentine's day whitney houston

who has two thumbs and isn't celebrating valentine's day whitney houston  Anti-Joke Chicken

How many horses are there in your mazda? There are none. A car can't fit a horse inside it!

How many horses are there in your mazda? There are none. A car can't fit a horse inside it!  Anti-Joke Chicken

Как то раз, мы с ним пошли пить водку, у него д

Как то раз, мы с ним пошли пить водку,  у него д  Anti-Joke Chicken

A cheezburger and a french fry walk into a bar The word "cheeseburger" does not include a "z"

A cheezburger and a french fry walk into a bar The word

Why couldn't the old lady cross the street? She was struck by an oncoming motor vehicle

Why couldn't the old lady cross the street?   She was struck by an oncoming motor vehicle   Anti-Joke Chicken

People like to think I'm not intelligent so they don't feel guilty when they eat me for dinner

People like to think I'm not intelligent so they don't feel guilty when they eat me for dinner       Anti-Joke Chicken

what's extremely large, round and gaseous? uranus, the 7th planet from the sun

what's extremely large, round and gaseous? uranus, the 7th planet from the sun  Anti-Joke Chicken

KNOCK-KNOCK NO HANDS

KNOCK-KNOCK NO HANDS  Anti-Joke Chicken

What came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster did, The rooster did. Get it.

 What came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster did,
The rooster did.
Get it.  Anti-Joke Chicken
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