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What do calendars eat? Nothing, calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep track of the date and important events.

What do calendars eat? Nothing, calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep track of the date and important events. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What the difference between a dead baby and a punching bag? One isn't funny at all and the other is the result of an abortion.

What the difference between a dead baby and a punching bag? One isn't funny at all and the other is the result of an abortion. Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his Family

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his Family Anti-Joke Chicken
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Moi j'ai compris, OK. ya que deux solutions Soit c'est 2,5 millions pour Geos, soit ca coule mais moi je vais profiter. Je savais que c'etait un piege a cons mais moi je suis opportuniste et ca me reussi bien

Moi j'ai compris, OK. ya que deux solutions Soit c'est 2,5 millions pour Geos, soit ca coule mais moi je vais profiter. Je savais que c'etait un piege a cons mais moi je suis opportuniste et ca me reussi bien Anti-Joke Chicken
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whats green and has a wheel? grass. i lied about the wheel.

whats green and has a wheel? grass. i lied about the wheel. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Have you ever seen a man eat his own head? Neither have we

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head? Neither have we Anti-Joke Chicken
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A,Mexican guy,Asian guy,Black guy,White guy,Arabian guy,and a homosexual guy walk into a bar. And the bartenders on break.

A,Mexican guy,Asian guy,Black guy,White guy,Arabian guy,and a homosexual guy walk into a bar. And the bartenders on break. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a car attempting to. The chicken is dead ok?!?!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a car attempting to. The chicken is dead ok?!?! Anti-Joke Chicken
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What did one sea cucumber say to another sea cucumber? Nothing they cant talk.

What did one sea cucumber say to another sea cucumber? Nothing they cant talk. Anti-Joke Chicken
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GOP looking for a minority alternative to Romney Kony 2012

GOP looking for a minority alternative to Romney Kony 2012 Anti-Joke Chicken
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