Anti-Joke Chicken

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Probably time to go to intensive care in a hospital's emergency room because the weight of a gigantic elephant crushing the arm that holds your watch is life-threatening.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Probably time to go to intensive care in a hospital's emergency room because the weight of a gigantic elephant crushing the arm that holds your watch is life-threatening.   Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was on the way home after finishing work and still had to do his tax returns and arrange his son's opticians appointment for the following morning. His wife would have done it but she has terrible deppression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was on the way home after finishing work and still had to do his tax returns and arrange his son's opticians appointment for the following morning. His wife would have done it but she has terrible deppression.  Anti-Joke Chicken

WHat do you get when you cross an elephant and a monkey? An elephant and a monkey.

WHat do you get when you cross an elephant and a monkey? An elephant and a monkey.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Whyd the chicken cross the road Because the street was clear and the light was green

Whyd the chicken cross the road Because the street was clear and the light was green  Anti-Joke Chicken

Како се зове циганин који продаје кокице? М&#

Како се зове циганин који продаје кокице? М&#  Anti-Joke Chicken

You wanna know what's sick? my grandma. she has 9 days.

You wanna know what's sick? my grandma.
she has 9 days.  Anti-Joke Chicken

If there's something strange in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call? THE POLICE

If there's something strange in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call? THE POLICE  Anti-Joke Chicken

Once I found a butterfly that couldn't fly. So I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM! It drowned

Once I found a butterfly that couldn't fly. So I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM! It drowned  Anti-Joke Chicken

You won't die. If one is scared half to death an infinite number of times, one will come infinitesimally close to death but never die.

You won't die. If one is scared half to death an infinite number of times, one will come infinitesimally close to death but never die.   Anti-Joke Chicken

So a player instalocks a carry and calls mid in a ranked game... The player does well in coordinating effectively with the team to win.

So a player instalocks a carry and calls mid in a ranked game... The player does well in coordinating effectively with the team to win.  Anti-Joke Chicken
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