Anti-Joke Chicken

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? Hypostomus plecostomus

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom?  Hypostomus plecostomus  Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you call a vampire that rides first class in an airplane? a passenger.

What do you call a vampire that rides first class in an airplane? a passenger.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Yo mama soooo poor.... She's in the lowest income tax bracket!

Yo mama soooo poor.... She's in the lowest income tax bracket!
  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's worse than a break up? Hell

What's worse than a break up? Hell  Anti-Joke Chicken

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "millions and millions of years of evolution have elongated my face rendering it easier to eat grass"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks,

why is one side of the migrating v-formation longer than the other? because there are more birds on that side

why is one side of the migrating v-formation longer than the other? because there are more birds on that side  Anti-Joke Chicken

Rapiscool wishes he was a cool rapper

Rapiscool wishes he was a cool rapper  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? it escaped from the coop, catch it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it escaped from the coop, catch it!  Anti-Joke Chicken

Have you seen a picture of Helen kellers dad? neither has she Caption 3 goes here

Have you seen a picture of Helen kellers dad? neither has she Caption 3 goes here  Anti-Joke Chicken

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? About 4.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? About 4.   Anti-Joke Chicken
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