Anti-Joke Chicken

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? My yacht.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? My yacht.   Anti-Joke Chicken

I once knew a man from Nantucket. He drowned in a boating accident.

I once knew a man from Nantucket.  He drowned in a boating accident.   Anti-Joke Chicken

A BLACK GUY, A WHITE GUY, AND AN ASIAN GUY WALK INTO A BIOLOGY CLASSROOM THE PROFESSOR GIVES A LECTURE ON THE SUBJECT OF DNA AND EXPLAINS THAT AS MEMBERS OF THE SAME SPECIES, EVERYONE IN THE ROOM IS BARELY DISTINGUISHABLE FROM ONE ANOTHER AT THE GENETIC L

A BLACK GUY, A WHITE GUY, AND AN ASIAN GUY WALK INTO A BIOLOGY CLASSROOM THE PROFESSOR GIVES A LECTURE ON THE SUBJECT OF DNA AND EXPLAINS THAT AS MEMBERS OF THE SAME SPECIES, EVERYONE IN THE ROOM IS BARELY DISTINGUISHABLE FROM ONE ANOTHER AT THE GENETIC L  Anti-Joke Chicken

"how could this day get any worse?" "your entire family dies."

Hey, want to hear a joke? Yeah, so would i.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Yeah, so would i.  Anti-Joke Chicken

a duck walks into a bar animal control is notified of the situation and the duck is promptly escorted to a nearby park

a duck walks into a bar animal control is notified of the situation and the duck is promptly escorted to a nearby park  Anti-Joke Chicken

An englishman, Irishman and scot'sman walk into a bar the barman says 'is this some kind of joke?'

An englishman, Irishman and scot'sman walk into a bar the barman says 'is this some kind of joke?'  Anti-Joke Chicken

This meme Is funny

This meme Is funny  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's bad about a Nicaraguan driving off a cliff? he was my friend.

What's bad about a Nicaraguan driving off a cliff? he was my friend.  Anti-Joke Chicken

If you don't like the weather in your area Wait until it gets better

If you don't like the weather in your area Wait until it gets better  Anti-Joke Chicken
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