Anti-Joke Chicken

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why doesn't Santa have any children? he's impotent

Why doesn't Santa have any children? he's impotent  Anti-Joke Chicken

Is it someone's birthday today??? It's approximately 19,136,986 people's birthdays today.

Is it someone's birthday today??? It's approximately 19,136,986 people's birthdays today.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Knock Knock come in the doors unlocked

Knock Knock come in the doors unlocked  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? One is a food and the other is a human being

What's  the difference between a pizza and a jew? One is a food and the other is a human being  Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you get when you add Water, sodium laureth sulfate, sodium lauryl sulfate, cocamide MEA, zinc carbonate, glycol distearate, dimethicone, fragrance, cetyl alcohol, polyquaternium-10, magnesium sulfate, sodium benzoate, magnesium carbonate hydroxid

What do you get when you add 
Water, sodium laureth sulfate, sodium lauryl sulfate, cocamide MEA, zinc carbonate, glycol distearate, dimethicone, fragrance, cetyl alcohol, polyquaternium-10, magnesium sulfate, sodium benzoate, magnesium carbonate hydroxid  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the highest-quality ingredients.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the highest-quality ingredients.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why can't abraham lincoln ride a bike? because he's dead

Why can't abraham lincoln ride a bike? because he's dead  Anti-Joke Chicken

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.  Anti-Joke Chicken

what is the difference between god and obama? obama exists.

what is the difference between god and obama? obama exists.  Anti-Joke Chicken
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