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What's black, blue, and hates sex? A rape victim

What's black, blue, and hates sex? A rape victim Anti-Joke Chicken
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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say moo. except for grass.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say moo. except for grass. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What do you call a Muslim guy flying an airplane? A pilot

What do you call a Muslim guy flying an airplane? A pilot Anti-Joke Chicken
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If Damien has two Twinkies and Stuart steals one, how many are left? One person. Damien killed him.

If Damien has two Twinkies and Stuart steals one, how many are left? One person. Damien killed him. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Monsanto genetically modified all our food. Now they're going to take our guns away.

Monsanto genetically modified all our food. Now they're going to take our guns away. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Not sure if she owns a mountain bike Or she's up for tonight

Not sure if she owns a mountain bike Or she's up for tonight Anti-Joke Chicken
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The chicken who crossed the road was my fucking wife you asshole

The chicken who crossed the road was my fucking wife you asshole Anti-Joke Chicken
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why did the chicken cross the road? because someone left the chicken coop open, thus letting many chickens out to wander, and maybe cross a nearby road, endangering it's own life.

why did the chicken cross the road? because someone left the chicken coop open, thus letting many chickens out to wander, and maybe cross a nearby road, endangering it's own life. Anti-Joke Chicken
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"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" Between 300 and 1500 pounds depending on size, gender, age, and their ability to obtain food.

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?" "$3.50"

A neutron walks into a bar and asks
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