Anti-Joke Chicken

Buys lots of tickets to Red Hot chilli peppers gig for $150 only manages to scalp them for $35 each

Buys lots of tickets to Red Hot chilli peppers gig for $150 only manages to scalp them for $35 each  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did Jesus die? He was nailed to the cross and bled to death.

Why did Jesus die? He was nailed to the cross and bled to death.  Anti-Joke Chicken

When asian people spin around, do they become disoriented? Yes.

When asian people spin around, do they become disoriented? Yes.  Anti-Joke Chicken

the real joke is in your hand

the real joke is in your hand  Anti-Joke Chicken

what's worse than a slap in the face? being slapped in the face by a dildo.

what's worse than a slap in the face? being slapped in the face by a dildo.  Anti-Joke Chicken

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer. what did he get the next year? nothing. he died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer. what did he get the next year? nothing. he died.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Knock knock Come in

Knock knock Come in  Anti-Joke Chicken

hey dude dude dude dude guess what my fat ass chicken butt

hey dude dude dude dude guess what  my fat ass chicken butt  Anti-Joke Chicken

what did the farmer say when his tractor got stolen? someone stole my tractor

what did the farmer say when his tractor got stolen? someone stole my tractor  Anti-Joke Chicken

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, given that the physical strength of the average human is more than sufficient to lift the weight of a lightbulb

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, given that the physical strength of the average human is more than sufficient to lift the weight of a lightbulb  Anti-Joke Chicken
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