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what did the bald kid get for Christmas? cancer

what did the bald kid get for Christmas? cancer Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he could no longer stand the incessant tick-tock mocking of his fear of the unceasing and inevitable approach of death

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he could no longer stand the incessant tick-tock mocking of his fear of the unceasing and inevitable approach of death Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the gum cross the road? It didn't! Gum is inanimate.

Why did the gum cross the road? It didn't! Gum is inanimate. Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you keep a blonde out of the mall? Murder her.

How do you keep a blonde out of the mall? Murder her. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What do you call a black man that flies planes? Actually, that would be "a black man WHO flies planes." Grammar, people, grammar. Caption 3 goes here

What do you call a black man that flies planes? Actually, that would be
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? 'Get in the Batmobile'

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? 'Get in the Batmobile' Anti-Joke Chicken
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What do you do after you rape a child? kill it

What do you do after you rape a child? kill it Anti-Joke Chicken
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A priest, a rabbi, and a clown walk into a pub quiz... ...and they come in third.

A priest, a rabbi, and a clown walk into a pub quiz... ...and they come in third. Anti-Joke Chicken
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER WITH NO EYES AND NO LEGS? DEAD

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER WITH NO EYES AND NO LEGS? DEAD Anti-Joke Chicken
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What does Helen A. S. Popkin say when you tell her it's not all about her? "THIS ONE IS!!!"

What does Helen A. S. Popkin say when you tell her it's not all about her?
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