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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Anti-Joke Chicken
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The bookstore offers buybacks only get 2 dollars

The bookstore offers buybacks only get 2 dollars Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you get Pikachu onto a Bus? Pets ride for free and should be on a leash at all times

How do you get Pikachu onto a Bus? Pets ride for free and should be on a leash at all times Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you kill a clown? Hit it in the face with an axe

How do you kill a clown? Hit it in the face with an axe Anti-Joke Chicken
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If you laid out all of the veins in your body in a straight line You would die

If you laid out all of the veins in your body in a straight line You would die Anti-Joke Chicken
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What finally killed the armless, legless, sightless man with no tongue? Strangulation

What finally killed the armless, legless, sightless man with no tongue? Strangulation Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you make human indeed cry? Burn down the conservatory during rehearsal

How do you make human indeed cry? Burn down the conservatory during rehearsal Anti-Joke Chicken
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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is incapable of distinguishing it from the footpath, sees the crazy brunette hurtling towards it in a jeep, then decides that its better to be on the other side of the road then to die.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is incapable of distinguishing it from the footpath, sees the crazy brunette hurtling towards it in a jeep, then decides that its better to be on the other side of the road then to die. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she didn't have any arms "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" not Sarah

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she didn't have any arms
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Once you go Black Magic You go back, so you don't start to get dopesick. That is unless he is all sold out, then you go to someone else or try to get some Suboxone or pills or somthing. At the very least you take a hand full of lope and wait until somebod

Once you go Black Magic You go back, so you don't start to get dopesick. That is unless he is all sold out, then you go to someone else or try to get some Suboxone or pills or somthing. At the very least you take a hand full of lope and wait until somebod Anti-Joke Chicken
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