Anti-Joke Chicken

Have you heard the one about the elephant & the garden hose? Me neither

Have you heard the one about the elephant & the garden hose? Me neither  Anti-Joke Chicken

why would you take ecstasy and laxatives in order to increase intestinal motility whilst stimulating the central nervous system causing heavy defecation and extreme emotional and physical elation

why would you take ecstasy and laxatives in order to increase intestinal motility whilst stimulating the central nervous system causing heavy defecation and extreme emotional and physical elation  Anti-Joke Chicken

A polack walks into a bar To meet his friends for a couple of drinks

A polack walks into a bar To meet his friends for a couple of drinks  Anti-Joke Chicken

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.  Anti-Joke Chicken

how many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? None actually, it is a fairly simple job and you should probably just do it yourself. Be careful with the ladder though, and make sure the switch is off first.

how many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? None actually, it is a fairly simple job and you should probably just do it yourself. Be careful with the ladder though, and make sure the switch is off first.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Three distinctly different people walk into an establishment Each of them says something to the proprietor Hilarity ensues

Three distinctly different people 
walk into an establishment Each of them says something to the proprietor Hilarity ensues  Anti-Joke Chicken

roses are red, violets are blue some poems rhyme, others don't.

roses are red,
violets are blue some poems rhyme,
others don't.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Dementia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Dementia  Anti-Joke Chicken

Hey, guess what your mother died

Hey, guess what your mother died  Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.  Anti-Joke Chicken
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