Aristocat

Jeeves, Fetch me the kitty litter I wish to sleep in it

Jeeves, Fetch me the kitty litter I wish to sleep in it  Aristocat

I had to hold in my stools Because your life was not immediately available for me to place it upon

I had to hold in my stools Because your life was not immediately available for me to place it upon  Aristocat

jenkins prepare the nicest carpet i wish to vomit

jenkins prepare the nicest carpet i wish to vomit  Aristocat

prepare a scenario that will allow me to do a cat action SO that I may do a cat action

<Butler> prepare a scenario that will allow me to do a cat action SO that I may do a cat action   Aristocat

Frederick, let us stroll the courtyard i immediately change my mind. let me back in.

Frederick, let us stroll the courtyard i immediately change my mind. let me back in.  Aristocat

Sterling fetch my claw sharpener i must defend the bottom of the bed from the movement of human feet

Sterling fetch my  claw sharpener i must defend the bottom of the bed from the movement of human feet  Aristocat

Cat Nip?! Not in my house.

Cat Nip?! Not in my house.  Aristocat

Jeeves I wish to go inside I must defecate

Jeeves I wish to go inside I must defecate  Aristocat

Jeeves, where are those important papers? I fancy a nap

Jeeves, where are those important papers? I fancy a nap  Aristocat

Let them eat Fancy feast

Let them eat Fancy feast  Aristocat
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