Asexual Cake

Tell people that you're asexual still make the dirtiest jokes

Tell people that you're asexual still make the dirtiest jokes  Asexual Cake

be asexual still read vast amounts of erotica online

be asexual still read vast amounts of erotica online   Asexual Cake

Tell people that you're asexual "Do you masturbate???" is suddenly an appropriate question

Tell people that you're asexual

Cake, it's better than sex Unless I have a strong emotional bond with you.

Cake, it's better than sex Unless I have a strong emotional bond with you.  Asexual Cake

write honeymoon scene in story "And then he carried her to the room and they played scrabble all night long"

write honeymoon scene in story

see attractive person "I wonder what kind of cake they like"

see attractive person

Aromantic Asexual forever alone

Aromantic Asexual forever alone  Asexual Cake

here's an unoriginal post, upvote it.

here's an unoriginal post, upvote it.  Asexual Cake

Cake or Sex? We're gonna run out of cake at this rate...

Cake or Sex? We're gonna run out of cake at this rate...  Asexual Cake

when someone asks you why you didn't get married and have kids, say, JUST LUCKY I GUESS!!!

when someone asks you why you didn't get married and have kids, say,  JUST LUCKY I GUESS!!!  Asexual Cake