Asian Dos Equis Man

I don't always have kids But when i do, they all become doctors.

I don't always have kids But when i do, they all become doctors.  Asian Dos Equis Man

I don't always build walls But when i do, they're great.

I don't always build walls But when i do, they're great.  Asian Dos Equis Man

I can has chopstix? Bitch, I invented chopstix!

I can has chopstix? Bitch, I invented chopstix!  Asian Dos Equis Man

I don't always play the piano But when i do, it's prodigious.

I don't always play the piano But when i do, it's prodigious.   Asian Dos Equis Man

I don't always host events But when i do, its the olympics

I don't always host events  But when i do, its the olympics  Asian Dos Equis Man

I don't always make things but when i do, i make everything in your house

I don't always make things  but when i do, i make everything in your house   Asian Dos Equis Man

I don't always drink beer But when i do, I'm wasted after two.

I don't always drink beer But when i do, I'm wasted after two.  Asian Dos Equis Man

I don't always drink beer, But when i do, i turn red as fuck.

I don't always drink beer,  But when i do, i turn red as fuck.  Asian Dos Equis Man
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