Asshole Ex-husband

soy joto! that's spanish for "I'm the boss!"

soy joto! that's spanish for

You're a whore for leaving. But mommy is on husband no. 3.

You're a whore for leaving. But mommy is on husband no. 3.  Asshole Ex-husband

I dont always beat my wife but when I do she always divorces me!

I dont always beat my wife but when I do she always divorces me!  Asshole Ex-husband

Ex-husband makes over 3x more than you... ...takes a lesser paying job as well as drops court ordered insurance on your child. That's father of the year materal right there!

Ex-husband makes over 3x more than you... ...takes a lesser paying job as well as drops court ordered insurance on your child. That's father of the year materal right there!  Asshole Ex-husband

Kids, I'm not seeing anyone. pay no attention to the woman hiding in the closet.

Kids, I'm not seeing anyone. pay no attention to the woman hiding in the closet.  Asshole Ex-husband

Kids, we gotta tighten our belts this Christmas. spent $2500 on new girlfriend.

Kids, we gotta tighten our belts this Christmas. spent $2500 on new girlfriend.  Asshole Ex-husband

Sorry, but I can't take the kids to shop for clothes. I just spent $20,000 on a motorcycle.

Sorry, but I can't take the kids to shop for clothes. I just spent $20,000 on a motorcycle.  Asshole Ex-husband