Awesome Girlfriend Alice

will have sex with you even if you don't take her to dinner

will have sex with you even if you don't take her to dinner  Awesome Girlfriend Alice

Drinks beer Smokes weed

Drinks beer Smokes weed   Awesome Girlfriend Alice

Couldn't brush teeth pre sex as cat was in the sink. Swashes your beer around her mouth so you match.

Couldn't brush teeth pre sex as cat was in the sink. Swashes your beer around her mouth so you match.  Awesome Girlfriend Alice

Caught flirting with girl on facebook "Dont get an std, dont get her pregnant"

Caught flirting with girl on facebook

sees you're low on tree offers to take your shotguns

sees you're low on tree offers to take your shotguns   Awesome Girlfriend Alice

tell her your fetish she likes that too

tell her your fetish she likes that too  Awesome Girlfriend Alice

Asks if you would like to play Halo While she makes dinner

Asks if you would like to play Halo While she makes dinner  Awesome Girlfriend Alice

Boyfriend wants to hang cancels all her plans

Boyfriend wants to hang cancels all her plans  Awesome Girlfriend Alice

has time off in the middle of a hot day brings you a slurpee at work

has time off in the middle of a hot day brings you a slurpee at work  Awesome Girlfriend Alice

Use knock-down argument against her She counters using your own argument

Use knock-down argument against her She counters using your own argument  Awesome Girlfriend Alice
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