Bad Advice Tito

Sand in the potato salad? aloha to that!

Sand in the potato salad? aloha to that!  Bad Advice Tito

your aunt cleo-tilda has a beard? aloha to that!

your aunt cleo-tilda has a beard? aloha to that!  Bad Advice Tito

Brings out of a rocket, too? aloha to that!

Brings out of a rocket, too? aloha to that!  Bad Advice Tito

You haoles wanna go see waianae? aloha to that!

You haoles wanna go see waianae? aloha to that!  Bad Advice Tito

Ever run out of toilet paper? Just use your thumbs, like me

Ever run out of toilet paper? Just use your thumbs, like me  Bad Advice Tito

Twister kissed a seal and he liked it? aloha to that!

Twister kissed a seal and he liked it? aloha to that!  Bad Advice Tito

You kids want me to play all the good songs first? Fuck you

You kids want me to play all the good songs first? Fuck you  Bad Advice Tito

She allergic to rubber? Sounds good to me brotha

She allergic to rubber? Sounds good to me brotha  Bad Advice Tito

Never heard of the sport but still be the best at it? aloha to that!

Never heard of the sport but still be the best at it? aloha to that!  Bad Advice Tito

As the ancient Hawaiians used to say The coconut is always sweeter on the tree if you can't reach

As the ancient Hawaiians used to say The coconut is always sweeter on the tree if you can't reach   Bad Advice Tito
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