Bad Luck Brian

wins first triple crown since '67 no one knows because of presidential debate

wins first triple crown since '67 no one knows because of presidential debate  Bad Luck Brian

WarZ not for Virgins like me Hi IM RHINO crunch no realtion to captain crunch

WarZ not for Virgins like me Hi IM RHINO crunch no realtion to captain crunch  Bad Luck Brian

Didn't pee in dream peed in real life

Didn't pee in dream peed in real life  Bad Luck Brian

went to strip club stripped of dignity clubbed to death

went to strip club stripped of dignity clubbed to death  Bad Luck Brian

Performs in a school play Crowd chants "Brian has a mangina"

Performs in a school play Crowd chants

Goes to first Duck game Ducks lose

Goes to first Duck game Ducks lose  Bad Luck Brian

refreshes game to do 15th SNC draft causes hour long computer crash, misses mythic pack

refreshes game to do 15th SNC draft causes hour long computer crash, misses mythic pack  Bad Luck Brian

WINS $550,000,000 POWERBALL LOTTERY 3 WEEKS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

WINS $550,000,000 POWERBALL LOTTERY 3 WEEKS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD  Bad Luck Brian

Has a threesome with two girls Gets both of them pregnant

Has a threesome with two girls Gets both of them pregnant  Bad Luck Brian

Tries to feed some ducks Gets raped by mallard

Tries to feed some ducks Gets raped by mallard  Bad Luck Brian
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