Bad Luck Brian

I work at Burger King In the 1980s

I work at 
Burger King In the 1980s  Bad Luck Brian

just failed my math test don't give a s****

just failed my math test don't give a s****  Bad Luck Brian

Has imaginary friends they bully him

Has imaginary 
friends they bully him  Bad Luck Brian

Doesn't wait 2 hours after eating to swim Run over by bus in swimming pool parking lot

Doesn't wait 2 hours after eating to swim Run over by bus in swimming pool parking lot  Bad Luck Brian

Final got hired on by company Company gets sold and he smells like fart sauce

Final got hired on by company Company gets sold and he smells like fart sauce  Bad Luck Brian

will never forgive himself

will never forgive himself  Bad Luck Brian

finally gets pussy chines resturant

finally gets pussy chines resturant   Bad Luck Brian

Throws down mac 10 for AK 100% empty

Throws down mac 10 for AK 100% empty  Bad Luck Brian

Plans to pay off credit cards, auto loan and college loan with extra money from being in 5th fleet sequestered

Plans to pay off credit cards, auto loan and college loan with extra money from being in 5th fleet sequestered  Bad Luck Brian

Starts from the bottom Still there

Starts from the bottom  Still there  Bad Luck Brian
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