Bad Luck Brian

Helps a friend with a bloody nose Contracts HIV

Helps a friend with a bloody nose Contracts HIV  Bad Luck Brian

Gets shot Batman doesn't visit

Gets shot Batman doesn't visit  Bad Luck Brian

gets recognised in the streets "it's an fbi most wanted guy! lynch him!"

gets recognised in the streets

Finally goes to carnival Still not tall enough for the rides

Finally goes to carnival  Still not tall enough for the rides 
  Bad Luck Brian

Is an athiest Doesn't have fedora

Is an athiest Doesn't have fedora  Bad Luck Brian

Applies for Ugliest Person beauty pageant Gets denied because it would be unfair for the rest of the contestants

Applies for Ugliest Person beauty pageant  Gets denied because it would be unfair for the rest of the contestants  Bad Luck Brian

About to lose virginity at exotic massage parlor Cops raid the place

About to lose virginity at exotic massage parlor Cops raid the place  Bad Luck Brian

Forced to wear an ugly shirt because all of his good clothes are in the wash school picture day

Forced to wear an ugly shirt because all of his good clothes are in the wash school picture day  Bad Luck Brian

Devout Catholic whole life Greek mythology is correct

Devout Catholic whole life  Greek mythology is correct  Bad Luck Brian

Plays the tuba Gets raped by alligators

Plays the tuba Gets raped by alligators  Bad Luck Brian
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