Bad Luck Brian

Going to work out So bitches stop ignoring me

Going to work out So bitches stop ignoring me  Bad Luck Brian

Buys a dodge truck Hands get cut by horns

Buys a dodge truck Hands get cut by horns  Bad Luck Brian

Gets new car Decepticon

Gets new car Decepticon  Bad Luck Brian

Gets a summer job as a lifeguard Drowns

Gets a summer job as a lifeguard Drowns  Bad Luck Brian

Firmly believes in reincarnation Only lives once

Firmly believes in reincarnation Only lives once  Bad Luck Brian

Phone gets stolen and sold All his dirty laundry posted to Facebook from his phone

Phone gets stolen and sold All his dirty laundry posted to Facebook from his phone  Bad Luck Brian

Skydives Hit by plane

Skydives Hit by plane  Bad Luck Brian

Eats KFC boneless banquet meal Chokes to death on a bone Shits

Eats KFC boneless banquet meal Chokes to death on a bone
Shits  Bad Luck Brian

Friends change autocorrect settings, texts crush for the first time "Wanna come over to my house to watch the limp dick opening ceremony?"

Friends change autocorrect settings, texts crush for the first time

Motor Finance Wizard says no

Motor Finance Wizard
 says no  Bad Luck Brian
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