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Bad Pick-up line Paul

If I had allergies, your smile would like be dust mite fecal pellet, Making it hard for me to breathe

If I had allergies, your smile would like be dust mite fecal pellet, Making it hard for me to breathe Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Are You An Environmentalist? Cause I have a wood for you to save...

Are You An Environmentalist? Cause I have a wood for you to save... Bad Pick-up line Paul
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my car battery died do you wanna try and jump on my cock

my car battery died do you wanna try and jump on my cock Bad Pick-up line Paul
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wind is the opposite of your heart because i break wind often but i will never break your heart

wind is the opposite of your heart because i break wind often but i will never break your heart Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Think of it like I'm giving you Canadian bacon I'm putting my big hunk of meat in you

Think of it like I'm giving you Canadian bacon I'm putting my big hunk of meat in you Bad Pick-up line Paul
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if i had a dollar for everytime i saw somebody as beautiful as you i could buy a condom in the bathroom

if i had a dollar for everytime i saw somebody as beautiful as you i could buy a condom in the bathroom Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Do you wash your jeans in windex? I see myself in your pants

Do you wash your jeans in windex? I see myself in your pants Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Hey are you from tennessee? cause you look like a third generation inbred

Hey are you from tennessee? cause you look like a third generation inbred Bad Pick-up line Paul
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