Bear Grylls

man vs. wild was basically just an excuse for me to whip my penis out in front of a camera crew

man vs. wild was basically just an excuse for me to whip my penis out in front of a camera crew  Bear Grylls

I'm thirsty. I gotta piss.

I'm thirsty. I gotta piss.   Bear Grylls

My real name is Edward Michael. It's such a dorky name that everyone will make fun of me. Better change my name to "BEAR" and then drink my own piss.

My real name is Edward Michael. It's such a dorky name that everyone will make fun of me.  Better change my name to

Catches a fish, finds a drinkable stream drinks his own piss and eats his own crap instead

Catches a fish, finds a drinkable stream drinks his own piss and eats his own crap instead  Bear Grylls

cabohydrates mean energy . . energy means movement . . movement means surivial . . survival means finiding you're way home . . finding you're way home means . . . . we get the point bear!

cabohydrates mean energy . . 
energy means movement . .
movement means surivial . .
survival means finiding you're way home . .
finding you're way home means . . . .
 we get the point bear!  Bear Grylls

European in my mouth

European in my mouth  Bear Grylls

Natural ice asked me to be their spokesman i told them I have standards

Natural ice asked me to be their spokesman i told them I have standards  Bear Grylls

Sodexo? I'll pass

Sodexo? I'll pass  Bear Grylls

PACAAA!

PACAAA!   Bear Grylls

Caught Urinating in public Open bar.

Caught Urinating in public    Open bar.  Bear Grylls
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